:P maluu

I like bunga raya , crocodile is buaya , saya nak tanya , awak sayang tak kat saya ?

This is kulit kerang , wood is kayu , i cakap terus terang , i miss gila kat you .

This is water , iguana is biawak , saya cuma nak kata saya rindu sangat kat awak :P

Basket is raga , wood is kayu, bila i terjaga i teringatkan you:D. 

I belajar bahasa melayu , i blajar dgn cikgu , i nak pesan kat you , ingat i dalam
memory you ! :)

gf dia call kikiki

Incoming call - *Rocketeer*
malas gilaaaaaaa babi nak angkat. buat bodoh jelah.
Check phone - 5 missed calls
Then, dapat text message.
Sebijik aku salin haaaaa -.-

GF ... - Ouh wht a biz, btw gf .... eh ?
Me - Like seriously stop calling me doh -.- Ahh no, i'm his friend. Why? Siapa ni? -.-
GF ... - Ouh like seriously , wht ur name girl i try to called u but y dont u pick up the phone.
*fyi ye perempuan, lepas "to" you tak boleh tambah "-ed" or "-ing" lepas "to" kena root word okay? xD
Me - Haha wait up. You siapa doh ? And kenapa nak tahu nama i. I malas lah nak layan stranger. My mum tak kasi muahaha :D Intro please? and straight to the point jahh babe -.-
GF ... - Ouh , i'm ... , and wht ur nme and u stay mne ?
Me - Kejap. Swear to god i tak kenal you. Mana dapat number i doh and nak apa ?
GF ... - Kawan ... . Juz tell me where u stay and wht ur relation with ... .
Me - I takkan bagitahu lah mne i stay -.- I told you just now, i'm his friend. Any problem with that ? And where did you got my numb brahh ?
GF ... - I got ur number from hell and i dont have anyprob with u and i dont even care wht u relation with HIM ! I'm done and i'm out !
Me - HAHA i rasa i tahu you siapa. You gf ... eh ? Rara Lee, Natalya ahhh something like that ah. Can't remember.  Hey sorry if i kacau korang but seriously weh dia kawan je :) Chill lah brahhh -.-
GF ... - Yes i guess u're ryte btw wht u nme ?
Me - leia. You buat copy message kan and i think you got my number through that hell thingy -.-
GF ... - Hey , sory i gonna tell u tht i was the on who deleted u from ... fb . And sory about being rude juz now . 
Me - I already know that, ... told me. Nahh it's okay -.- but why ? -.-
GF .. - Cuz i was jelous and hope ur guys happy texting each other have a hapy ending will see u in the next stage of life .
Me - HAHA Kay thanks :) but ... told me that you guys? Aahhh forget it. Toodles :)
GF ... - Told you wht?!! U x shame eh disturb our relationship ? See you in hell!!!!!
*aku suka ayat yang aku underline tu. BE habis weh! HAHAHAHHA. BE stands for broken english okay people :)
me - HAHAHAHA you buat lawak lah .... x) Okay. But i'm in heaven. So make sure you make a visit to heaven before you go to hell kay? Muahhh :*


okay the reason aku colourkan conversation tu. Red fr her and blue fr me is because colour biru nampak macam angel sikit kan? :P merah memang colour untuk syaiton lah muahahaha :D
Aku tahu kalau korang baca mesti korang ingat aku jahat kan? kacau relationship orang? manada leia baik tau :( HAHAHAHA.

"Tahu tak dia dah benci dengan you babe? You yang terhegeh-hegeh dekat dia. Jangan jadi desperate lah. I tahu fb dia you yg pegang that's why relationship dekat fb tu still ada kan?   And lagi sekarang dia busy dengan training dia memang senang lah. dia suruh i buatkan fb        untuk dia babe sebab dia malas nak cakap dgn you. I bukan apalah, i kenal dia lagi lama dari    you. Dia dah fade-up sangat dengan you. Seriously ni :)"

SAWAN PUNYA AWAK !

Rindu saya tak ? Rindu ke tak ni , saya benci awak ! . Adalah sorang apek ni kan panggil saya MINAH AYAM ? Kurang asam masin betul , pelik gila kan . Ehh apek ni nak kena lempang agak nya , ahh biarlah kan .

Kenapa tiba-tiba cita pasal apek ni bukannya dia  HOT pon kan , 

Apa nak cita ? Pasal apa nak tanya ? Gila gila lah kamu ini , hahah gedik je kan kan . Dah dah stop cita pasal saya pulak . Dalam 1 , 2 , 3 menjak menjak ni saya MONSTER , tengah membodek PAK RASIK , hahaha . ' ayah ayah bila nak belikan fixie ni ? ' . 'buat apa beli fixie ? nak jadi  MINAH FIXIE , ke ?' Hahaha , fixie dengar je pasal fixie macam b**** hahah , merepek ah aku ni . 

Apa nak buat ? Terus membodek jela ,